His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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