remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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