I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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