One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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