And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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