I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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