Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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