It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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