thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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