I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
