She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I don't deserve a penis
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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