he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
