Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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