you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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