So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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