You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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