hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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