And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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