I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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