the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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