There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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