Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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