So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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