its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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