My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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