just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
birth control should be required to get into college
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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