RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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