So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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