Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
false alarm. still invincible.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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