ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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