This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
