I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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