just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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