We named our party play list daddy issues
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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