I cockslap morals
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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