I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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