If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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