two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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