We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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