you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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