he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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