Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
