I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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