Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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