She's JV to your varsity
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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