we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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