we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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