Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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