everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Im part way to drunk.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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