So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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