there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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