Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize
