Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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