Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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